A cargo ship was sailing across the sea from Spain to New York with a shipment of animals for a local pet store. They saw an island and decided to land and see if it was inhabited. As they were sailing up to the shore, the waves suddenly shifted and sent the ship plunging into the reef. The only survivors were a man, a sheep and a dog. The man survived on the island well enough on wool from the sheep for clothing, food from the plants on the island, and companionship from the dog. This wen on for quite sometime, when the man started feeling his...uh..."manly urges" arising. He ignored them for awhile, but they eventually got too strong to bear. He was looking around for some way to relieve these urges, when his eyes fell upon the sheep. "Well, no one will ever know" he thought. He caught the sheep and started "performing the deed", when the dog came up and attacked him. He ran off and the dog stopped. When he went for the sheep a second time, the dog attacked again. This went on for awhile, until the man finally accepted defeat. He climbed to the top of a cliff and was about to throw himself off, when on the horizon he noticed a sailing ship heading his way. He signaled for help, and the ship prepared to land on the island. Just as it was about to, the waves shifted again and threw the ship against the reef. The man could hardly believe it! But, he looked down on the beach and saw someone pull themselves out of the water and collapse there on the sand. He races down and discovered it was an absolutely gorgeous woman. He administered CPR on her and soon she was revived. She was so happy to be alive, that she looked at him and said "For saving my life, I'll do anything you want." The man looked at her with growing excitement. "Anything!" he exclaimed. "Anything your little heart desires." she said. "What'll it be? What do you want me to do?" The man looked at her and said, "Here, take this damn dog for a walk will ya?"
