British

Being British is about drivin a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer,

then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, on the way to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese T.V.

And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything Foreign.

Oh! and ..... only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain .... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy their cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain do people order, double cheeseburgers, large fries and a Diet coke.

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pound on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain do we use an answering machine to screen calls and then have 'call waiting' so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain are there disabled car parking spaces in front of the ice skating rink. NOT TO MENTION !

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured last year by not removing all pins from new
shirts.

31 Brits have died in the last three years by watering their
Christmas tree while the fairy lights were still pluuged in.

18 Brits have had serious burns during the past couple of years
by trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

And Finally...... last year 4 Brits cracked their skulls while throwing
up into the toilet.

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