How to annoy people on the web?

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[AncientNET]

» Sdrawkcab gnihtyreve epyT (Type everything backwards)
» Repeat everything people say to you back to them
» sdrawkcab ,uoy ot yas elpoep gnihtyreve taepeR (Repeat everything people say to you, backwards)
» End every sentence with a question mark or three dots...?
» Insert lots of smiley faces
» Use lots of euphamisms (ex: gosh, golly gee wilikers, holly cow, gosh dang it)
» LEAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON
» oR cAPITALIZE eVERY lETTER tHAT sHOULDNT bE aND dON'T cAPITALIZE lETTERS tHAT sHOULD bE cAPITALIZED
» Only reply to people with question marks, or "huh?", or "please explain"
» Mispel everie ward n tha sentense
» Write in a light yellow with a small font size, so they can barely read
» $ub$titut3 numb3r$ @nd $ymbol$ for l3tt3r$ @ll the tim3(ex: @ = a, $ = S, 3 = E, 1 = L)
» Only use internet lingo like: lol, jk, lmao, gtg and such
» cONsTanTLY AlTeRnaTe caPitAls, cOLOrs, FOnT, AnD sUcH SizE wHEn TyPiNg
» Make a "Guide to Annoy people on the internet"

[Rafiki]

You forgot a very important one.
 
>> Make your username AncientNet.
Two of them will drive anybody nuts!