Jack Bauer "Facts"

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[lordmutt]

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

Jack Bauer once ate his own face just to show how truly awesome he is.

You can lead the horse to the river. Jack Bauer can make him bend down to drink.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

[walkeracw]

Extremely witty.

Although my wife disagrees with the third one down from the top........ Jack Bauer would never give anything up under torture............

[ctu_troops]

Jack is showing to us how powerful he is :)

[AncientNET]

Good morning people. These facts are very funny. Have a nice day.

BTW, The 3 years gap (between Season 2 and 3) is because Jack had lost his watch. He overslept.

[ctu_troops]

I think it was snatch by a street bad guy in surprise....he he poor guy :)

[johno4566]

Jack Bauer


is great he knows what he is done


and he get into problems which he get out most of the time